This paper proposes a radical ontological, cosmological, and mathematical formulation of the Universe, merging the conceptual foundations of the "Equation of Absolutes" with the raw empirical evidence collected at CERN's Large Hadron Collider (LHC). It argues that the standard cosmological model (Big Bang) and the linear chronological timeline of 13.8 billion years are rooted in a geometric illusion that confuses the local dynamics of matter with the timeless ontology of reality. Through a method of cognitive emptying, the author demonstrates the simultaneous coexistence between Absolute Zero (the Nothing, \emptyset), Absolute Infinity (the Everything/Universe, U), and Primordial/Informational Intelligence (I). The phenomenology observed in multimillion-dollar accelerators — such as the extreme instability of the particle zoo, the restrictive nature of the Higgs Field, and the collapse of metrics at high energies — empirically validates the Universal Equation of Absolute Zero (\frac{dU}{dt} \equiv \emptyset), revealing that matter is merely the mechanical torque of ephemeral perturbations returning to the permanent rest of the absolute vacuum. Finally, the study maps the pragmatic impact of this new paradigm on future civilizational engineering, including timeless space warp drives, matrix computing based on the "Z-Bit" (Zero-Bit), instantaneous healing via matrix biology, and the dissolution of biological death as a mere matrix transition.